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30 UNDER 30
The Most Wanted Edition
CASE FILE NO. 30U30-001
OFFICIAL INDICTMENT
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CHARGE #1: AGGRAVATED HODLING
The community is accused of refusing to sell, resulting in diamond hands forming under extreme pressure. Sentence: Life.
REF: 30U30-2024
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CHARGE #2: INSIDER MEME TRADING
Unlawfully distributing highly potent viral content and elite narratives across the blockchain. Exhibit A: Our Twitter.
REF: 30U30-2024
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CHARGE #3: GRAND LARCENY OF ATTENTION
Guilty of stealing the spotlight from utility coins and boring projects. Status: Guilty as charged.
REF: 30U30-2024
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